*names have been changed to protect the guilty (but adorable)
What happened here? Was it a localized tornado? A wild animal attack? No, Dear Readers, it was two angelic 2-year-old girls, hereafter referred to as "Dis" and "Aster".
On the morning of the incident, "Daddy" sent "Mommy" a link to a video of a baby monitor capturing a pair of twins climbing out of their crib. Daddy thought it was funny, since his twin girls always slept securely in their cribs. Mommy recalls thinking at the time, "Thank god we don't have that problem." Little did she know what awaited her that very afternoon.
Naptime had seemed to go well. Yet, when Mommy opened the door, she was stunned to see this --

Our perpetrators, Dis and Aster, had figured out how to escape their cribs. Using their newly discovered climbing skills, Dis and Aster had then scaled the changing table and opened the closet door - its latch unbabyproofed since it had appeared unreachable. The intrepid duo then pulled every item of clothing out of the closet, every piece of tissue paper out of the box, every baby wipe out of the containers, and every single diaper out of the bag.
One can only imagine the smiles that must have been on those cherubic faces as they reveled in their new freedom. Yet, even in their glee, they managed to stay quiet enough not to alert Mommy!
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